For the complete “newbie”, right OR left-brained, who's looking for the “secrets” to making money online, there is (I almost hate to, but must recommend) the self-styled Rich Jerk.

What you're primarily paying for in this package is, of course, information. If you've been around the block a few times in internet marketing, you may recognize some of it already. What you won't have seen before is the information laid out in such a simple no-nonsense fashion. He really gives it to you straight without the fluff necessary in a 559 page e-book from some “guru.” The Rich Jerk book weighs in at 59 digital pages of solid advice. (You can read it in less than an hour, but you'll likely spend hours more digesting all the information).

Now if you have a thin skin, are easily offended, or are overly politically correct, you may want to steer clear and go back to your desk job. The Rich Jerk will tell you exactly what he thinks of you for not getting down to business right away, waiting so long to get down to it, or not doing it his way. And though you may very well find such arrogance abrasive and annoying, the fact is, his methods work. Personally, I find it refreshing to wade through all the hype, bold type, bold blue type, and pages full of exclamation points. For that, I'm willing to take a little abuse.

The Rich Jerk is one of the few who allows access to a user forum which is actually monitored and where one of his staff will actually RESPOND to questions - try to get that from the latest $99.95 guru! There are also some “discounts” and “bonuses” in the book, but as they're ALL affiliate linked (the man REALLY knows how to work the system), I wouldn't be as certain of their value.  

In all, the Rich Jerk covers the bases and qualifies well under all four of the conditions an internet marketing company should meet before you invest (doesn't permit spam marketing, has real tech support, reliable money-back guarantee, offers real information in the product).

If you're looking to test the waters in the noble enterprise of making money online, this is the place to do it. You can see results fairly quickly and though there are recommendations for processes that will require more investment, you actually can put some of his methods into affect with very little extra cash. If you already have training in web development, it will cost you next to nothing.

How is it on the whole for a right-brainer?  Not too bad.  The Rich Jerk covers several ways of making money online and some of them are better than others for the right-brained individual.  Most of the methods are covered in other articles on this site. 

Look under "Insight Articles."

Or check him out for yourself here .  If you're at work, wait until you get home.  The site's not exactly obscene, but it could probably be considered PG-13; your boss might not appreciate it.